Daily Archives: August 29, 2010

Socking it to Ms Sutcliff

Rosemary Sutcliff lived most of her seven decades from a wheelchair. She produced a succession of the best historical fictions in the language. You’ll likely find most in the shelves of junior fiction: they are worth recovering for adult reading, and re-reading.

Her embroideries on the Arthurian legend are fine, indeed: Sword at Sunset is as near to a “realistic” Arthur as we are likely to get, and remains a Malcolmian prime recommendation.  By the general consent of others, her best is The Eagle of the Ninth.

Adults will be hearing of Ms Sutcliff through a film adaptation, The Eagle, early next year. What survives the cutting-room floor remains to be seen; but the director, Kevin Macdonald, stated an original intent:

determined to be as authentic as possible, with the tribesmen in the movie all speaking Gaelic. In order to achieve a little contemporary symbolism, the Romans will be played by American actors…

The theme of the movie will be the clash of cultures between the might of the Rome and a small tribe with its own customs and traditions.

A foot-note

Meanwhile, the publicists have been at work; and evidence pops up in today’s Observer, with Robin McKie discovering that Roman legionaries wore socks with their sandals.

This is no great news. Military types, even the god Mars himself (as left), depicted on reliefs seem to flaunt some natty ankle-wear.

The  modern English derives from the Latin soccus, defined by the Oxford Latin Dictionary as:

a kind of low-heeled, loose-fitting shoe or slipper worn by Greeks … (worn by comic actors, hence a symbol of comedy).

That doesn’t quite work for Catullus 61. There, as TCD freshman Malcolm found himself translating, in all seriousness, a bit about the Roman god of marriage sporting a yellow soccus on a white foot.

Mail-order Roman socks

Further light has been shed by recent excavations along Hadrian’s Wall. A few years ago archaeologists scrabbling through the rubbish tip at Vindolanda Roman fort turned up hundreds of wooden pieces, which, on further scrutiny, were shopping lists, memoranda, and letters. One in particular (number 346) seems to have been the contents list for a parcel:

… I have sent (?) you… pairs of socks from Sattua, two pairs of sandals and two pairs of underpants …

Ermine Street

A few weeks back, the Lady in his Life and Malcolm drove circuitously between London and Northern Ireland via the Stranraer-Belfast Ferry. That introduced them to the major roadworks on the A1 Great North Road.

At Redfellow Hovel, the 14 miles of the A1(M) between the Alconburys and the Peterborough Showground are always referred to as “the John Major Memorial Highway”.  This is because it was a project near Major’s constituency home (and convenient to his constituents), was begun in his premiership, and was at the dawning of those Private-Public Partnership operations.

Similarly, the £318-million upgrading of the A1 further north, providing major delays through North Yorkshire, may well qualify as a Gordon Brown footnote to history. The preparatory surveys, years ago, showed that there was a major Roman site at Healam Bridge. One of the “finds” involves fibre traces on a sandal nail.

Next year,  Ms Sutcliff’s “Marcus” strides the silver screen.

Malcolm will be watching out for his socci.

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Dirty doings

The first flush was Nicholas Watt in Friday’s Guardian:

David Miliband poses the greatest threat to the Conservative party of all the candidates in the Labour leadership contest, David Cameron has said in private remarks that could change the dynamic of the campaign just days before millions of ballot papers are posted.

A well-placed source told the Guardian: “David Cameron said the candidate he hoped for was Ed Miliband, and the candidate he most feared was David Miliband.”

Ah yes! Those “well-placed sources” and “in private”! Taking precious time out from body-boarding and nappy-changing, the Great Cameron finds time to fret over the best interests of the Labour Party.

This quickly reached The Spectator‘s Coffee House blog, but attributed now, and verbatim to:

Kool-aid drinking Tories.

Today, for Murdoch’s other scandal sheet, The News of the Screws, Fraser Nelson, pushes the boat out a bit further, under the headline:

Picking ‘Red Ed’ a risky gamble only Cam can win.

Let’s see:

  • Nicholas Watt seems to get regular plugs in the columns of The Spectator;
  • David Blackburn is a regular in The Spectator;
  • Fraser Nelson edits The Spectator.

So no obvious link there.

Meanwhile, bless his little cotton socks, Sunny Hundal, at Liberal Conspiracy, was whit more cynical:

Isn’t it convenient the “well placed source” said that just when the ballots go out? If I was that journalist I’d think – ‘hmmmm, is there an agenda here?’ …

What you have here is someone who wants the Labour party to believe this stuff.

The Coalition wants him because it’s far easier to associate David Miliband as heir to the recently failed Labour government.

Rather conveniently, someone then feeds this story to the Guardian at the right time just to make sure they get the man they want. They want to be assured of the right target on 25th September.

Precisely.

It all confirms Malcolm’s intended vote: for Ed Miliband.


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What happened to Lansdowne Road?

How can you buy all the stars in the sky?
How can you buy two blue Irish eyes?
How can you purchase a fond mother’s sighs?
How can you buy Killarney?


Nature bestowed all her gifts with a smile:
The emerald, the shamrock, the blarney:
When you can buy all those wonderful things
Then you can buy Killarney.

Made a few bob for that endearing old Derry rogue, Josef Locke.

That’s incidental to Malcolm’s shocking discovery.

Which concerns a gross piece of coca-colonisation. And suggests sponsorship money can buy anything, even history.

Malcolm recalls being at Lansdowne Road on 1st March 1958.

He always believed he then saw Noel Henderson’s Ireland beat Arthur Smith’s Scotland 12-6. Cecil Pedlow on one wing scored two tries, while Tony O’Reilly on the other wing definitively didn’t. The game also sticks in Malcolm’s memory bank as the great Jackie Kyle’s last international.

Except that afternoon, according to scrum.com, Malcolm wasn’t where he thought he was. According to scrum.com, he was transported several decades into the future and was actually at the Aviva Stadium.

The curse of (and on) Aviva

As far as Malcolm is concerned, Aviva has form.

Once upon a time the largest insurance company in Britain was the Norwich Union. It had its headquarters in Norwich, and proudly displayed the iconic Norwich Cathedral spire as its trade-mark.

Then, at the turn of the millennium, the NU merged with a couple of other companies. Head Office shifted down to London, and the new corporation became the meaningless “Aviva”.

To rub the salt in any Norfolkman’s gaping wound, the Norwich spire persists, mocking like the Cheshire Cat, as that segment of yellow processed cheese in the Aviva logo.

That’s bad enough.

It seems sponsorship money is even retrospective. It is capable of …

Imperialising the history of Lansdowne Road!

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Modern Ireland?

Find in it the Irish Times Weekend Review

Under the title It was a bit of a kip, but it was our kip, John O’Donnell reviews Ger Siggins and Malachy Clerkin’s Lansdowne Road: The Stadium; the Matches; the Greatest Days.

The on-line text omits a couple of paragraphs from the print version. A bit of bowdlerising here, perhaps; but this anecdote should not go uncelebrated:

A few weeks after the Dáil had liberalised the sale of contraceptives the French team lining out in March 1985 included Jean Condom opposite Ireland’s Willie Anderson. “Our Willie Is Bigger Than Your Condom” read the inevitable banner.

Maybe. That game finished 15 apiece, with Corkman Michael Kiernan kicking all the Irish points.

That is

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