Daily Archives: July 12, 2011

A late spring

Gary Gibbon, Channel 4 News political editor, posting at 10 a.m. this morning, concluded with this:

By the way, it was the New York Times, watching British politicians creeping out of their bunkers and daring to challenge Murdoch, who coined the phrase “British spring” for the current events.

Which is fair comment

Except that Gibbon should not claim credit credit for noting the term. More properly, Torcuil Crichton, the Westminster Editor of the (Scottish) Daily Record, had the same thought a day earlier, and seems to be about the first twitching in the local media. He gave a full hat-tip where is is properly due:

David Carr, observing the spreading phone hacking scandal from 30,000 feet, writes: “In truth, a kind of British Spring is under way, now that the News Corporation’s tidy system of punishment and reward has crumbled. Members of Parliament, no longer fearful of retribution in Mr. Murdoch’s tabloids, are speaking their minds and giving voice to the anger of their constituents.

Meanwhile, social media has roamed wild and free across the story, punching a hole in the tiny clubhouse that had been running the country. Democracy, aided by sunlight, has broken out in Britain.

Ah, but as Malcolm was pointing out elsewhere, Scotland is that

far, far away country about which we know very little. That, presumably, is why the leaky nature of Dunfermline Hospital, and the later prurient interest by Dr Andrew Jamieson have gone largely unnoticed in these southern climes.

Which is as recursive a reference as one could get, a hypertextual Ouroboros, so we have two of them heading this post.

Aforesaid David Carr used that bit, punctuated as a single paragraph, to conclude a useful survey of the state-of-play over Murdoch. That appeared on the Media and Advertising page of  the Sunday edition of the New York Times. That suggests it hit the key-board on Saturday.

Even if the reason for Crichton re-generating that as two separate sentence-paragraph is because mere Brits cannot cope with run-ons, there remain a couple more oddities:

  • where did the 30,000 feet view-point intrude?

and

Springing over the -gate

The “British spring” metaphor can be dredged back to its origin, which is datable precisely to January 5th, 1968. Alexander Dubček replaced Antonín Novotný as First Secretary of the Czech Communist Party on that date, and his reforms were being implemented until the night of August 20th-21st, when two thousand Soviet Bloc tanks, and twenty thousand troops occupied the country. A seven-month long spring.

The Brezhnev invasion of Czechoslavakia provided another British political metaphor. Harold Wilson addressed a put-down to Hughie Scanlon of the AUEW: “Get your tanks off my lawn“. The lawn in question was Chequers (right). The pity is that it’s taken this unconscionable interim for Murdoch to be given the same advice.

Since then we have had several “springs”, most recently the “Arab spring” (which started on 18th December 2010 and, supposedly, continues to the present). Far form being “Arab”, most of the successes — and even they are questionable — have been in North Africa.

At least, though, the metaphor is not as tired as the rival “Hackgate”. The Watergate break-in of 1972 took a precise name from the Watergate building in Washington DC. Since when the -gate suffix has became so hackneyed it requires a whole Oxford English Dictionary heading of its own. A quick Malcolmian scan of that produced:

Dallasgate; Volgagate; Koreagate; Whitehallgate (the Jeremy Thorpe business); Irangate; Billygate; Floodgate; Totegate; Motorgate; Lancegate; Muldergate; Cartergate; Stalkergate (the RUC); Oilgate; Cattlegate …

Yawn! … you get the picture.

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“Fit and proper”

Some truly zany defences of the Murdoch press are appearing.

For an obvious instance, Harry “Tory Bear” Cole, now translated to be Paul Staines’s counter-intuitive understrapper at Guido Fawkes, feels the need to run interference for the Wapping honey-wagon. Ordure! Ordure!

Surely, though,  this one takes the biscuit (or the Communion wafer):

The man [i.e. Rupert Murdoch] has a papal knighthood, for Pete’s sake: he is an esteemed member of the Pontifical Order of St Gregory the Great. If Rupert Murdoch is not ‘fit and proper’ to run BSkyB, why was he ever ‘fit and proper’ to be so honoured by the Pope, let alone run The TimesThe Sunday TimesThe Sun and The News of the World? And who, in any case, presumes to be ‘fit and proper’ to appoint those who are ‘fit and proper’ to determine the fitness and properness of those who can own the media?

An explanation, please? — 

In 1998 Rupert Murdoch was made a Knight Commander of St Gregory. He had apparently been recommended for the honour by Cardinal Roger Mahony, after giving money to a Church education fund. A year later he donated $10 million to help build Los Angeles Catholic cathedral.

So, here’s to you, Archbishop Cranmer. Let us debate together Matthew, chapter 19:

23 Then Jesus said to his disciples, “I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. 
24 Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” 
25 When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, “Who then can be saved?” 

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Confusing Campbells (and others)

It’s habit, rather infantile, and a bad one.

Whenever the BBC news-reader says, “And here is a report from our Scotland correspondent, Glenn Campbell”, Malcolm goes into auto-pilot and sings along:

Malcolmian aside:

The Old Boy, in his teaching days, had a regular party-piece about the relevance of popular song to contemporary history.

That Jimmy Webb song from 1969 featured, as the nearest thing to popular culture that the anti-Vietnam War movement achieved.

Especially when here were certain problems playing the obvious first choice for that political moment:  the Country Joe and the Fish clip from Woodstock, complete with integral Fish Cheer. That, at full blast (the only way to go!), in ear-shot of prurient headteachers, wasn’t a promising career move.

But, still, what the hell

Eventually, inevitably, a smart-arse student intervened that Galveston wasn’t about Vietnam, Webb was thinking of the Spanish-American War. Which, to Malcolm’s disgust, is the authorised version.

Good student, though, that kid: about the only one ever to know of the Spanish-American War. Subsequent discussion proved he was a Dylan freak, and had picked up the reference from With God On Our Side. We know Bob’s and Joanie’s, so here’s Judy’s (about the acoustic best YouTube can manage):


The Scottish connection, please, Malcolm!

What? Wasn’t Joseph Allen McDonald, of excellent Scottish Presbyterian pedigree, good enough to fit the bill?

Still, back to the Campbells.

That was with Paul Waugh today, here verbatim:

[Gordon] Brown even appears to have a new-found gift for media management. Although he was expected to appear on 5 Live last night, an interview didn’t materialise. Instead, he chose to give an exclusive to the BBC via its Scotland * correspondent Glenn Campbell.

That’s a very fair assumption: Glenn Campbell (above, right, with Auld Reekie background) does many of the BBC Scotland programmes with a political lean.

Waugh’s asterisk takes us to the footnote:

*UPDATE: BBC NewsChannell controller Kevin Bakhurst has Tweeted me to say that the Glenn Campbell in question was not the Scottish corr, but another BBC reporter with the same name. I remain slightly baffled as to why it wasn’t Nick Robinson or LauraK who were allocated the interview.

There’s only one video clip to match this rush of Campbells. So, beware! The Campbells are coming!

It’s certainly true that, by contrast, Kuenssbergs (Laura of that ilk, elegantly, left) don’t come in droves, especially equipped with that cultivated lowlands accent.

As for Nick Robinson, the BBC may claim the ex-President of the Oxford University Conservative Association, but Malcolm recognises another, a namesake from TCD (and therefore of greater global and academic significance).

This superior Nick Robinson married the fragrant (and very, very bright) Miss Mary Bourke, also of TCD.

Mary Robinson

Now, didn’t she make good — all the way to Áras an Uachtaráin and UN High Commissioner for Human Rights.

When comes such another?

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