The passing of this holiday season should improve Malcolm’s enjoyment of his daily diet of newsprint.
A major turn-off has been the prevalence of Chanel 5 adverts. In particular, variants on this one:
Doubtless, a creative media type saw it as seductive, sensuous, even erotic. Just the kind of thing to persuade innocent males to reach for their credit cards.
Was Malcolm unique in seeing a distasteful resemblance to a tape worm?
Oh, and a counterweight, the Audrey Tatou ad is terrific:

