Daily Archives: September 6, 2006

Malcolm experiences déja-vu, all over again:

James Harding, the Business Editor of the [London] Times today writes a commentary lamenting that the Great British public have added Corporate Big Business to their wrinkled-nose, ‘Errr … nasty’ list. He blames this on:

  1. ‘the same breakdown in institutional authority that has affected Government and the Church’
  2. ‘the decline of trade unions’;
  3. ‘Globalisation has added to the sense of distance’; and — brace yourselves, people —
  4. ‘a loss of confidence in private sector pension plans’.

The first of these factors, Malcolm feels, is another term for the end of deference. Jack Straw, the Leader of the House of Commons, read a finely-argued paper to the LSE and Fabian Society last June, making just this point:

British society in my early childhood in the fifties was, still, pretty rigid, hierarchical, class-ridden and deferential. The great thing about being a teenager in the sixties was that one could witness the age of deference crumbling underfoot. That process has continued. Deference means taking things, and individuals, “on trust”. But it is not a great shift from not taking things on trust, to not trusting what one is told.

One could suggest, unkindly, that is an unwritten part of the mission-statement of Murdoch’s media empire. This particular misfortune (or not) is well-and-truly out of the box, and no gift-wrapping will get in back in again. It is time for the social compact to be redrawn with greater involvement of, and real power to the disenchanted. That, folks, is one of the bases of a thing called ‘Socialism’.

Harding’s second factor, the ‘the decline of trade unions’, is a breath-taking piece of chutzpah for a Times columnist. If there is one moment when trade-unionism was ‘declined’ it was 24 January 1986, and its nemesis was — Rupert Murdoch. Of course, Murdoch could only have done it with the active involvement of Margaret Thatcher, who cleared the way for him with the 1984 Trades Union Act. What really happened at that juncture was the Government, in the UK and the USA, divided society, and went to war with a large section of its own population. One academic study describes how:

in both the British and American cases, primarily the working class and other disenfranchised groups were frequently stigmatized as that “other nation” which stood in the way of economic revitalization. These “special interest” groups, portrayed as both the causes and the prime beneficiaries of excessive government spending and intervention, would have to sacrifice if economic markets were to be freed from the shackles of the Keynesian welfare state.

Harding’s point, remember, is to bewail how:

The decline of trade unions has, ironically, weakened the worker’s bond with business.

In two successive quotations we have a curious symmetry of vocabulary: ‘shackles’ and ‘bond’. A freeze-frame there for a moment, if you please. ‘Bond’ seems a nice, comfortable sort of word: ‘the bond of marriage’, ‘a bond of interest’. Malcolm’s faithful Oxford English Dictionary gives as the primary meaning:

Anything with which one’s body or limbs are bound in restraint of personal liberty, a shackle, chain, fetter, manacle …

The OED needs the better part of four full columns to explore the word and its connotations. It is only in the seventh sense do we get to ‘a uniting or cementing force’. Malcolm feels we need to approach Harding’s ‘bond with business’ cautiously, mob-handed, fore-armed, and fore-warned.

As for Harding’s third factor, the ‘sense of distance’ caused by globalisation, Malcolm recalls this used to be called (in Marxian terms) alienation. At this distance from his academic youth, Malcolm feels inhibited in debating whether it is Entfremdung or Entäusserung. However, as an ageing, post-modernist Joe Citizen, Malcolm thinks he knows precisely what is the root of any ‘sense of distance’: try to telephone (an o845-number, so you pay by the minute) the branch of the HBSC (antea Midland Bank), of which you have been a customer since the 1960s, and which still holds your account. Priceless, indeed.

Harding’s final point, then: ‘a loss of confidence in private sector pension plans’. Let’s go back to his article: who will get guaranteed, inflation-proofed pensions, and who is at the mercy of the markets (i.e. remember the endowment assurance scam):

Enormous executive pay packages have bred contempt at the widening inequality between bosses and their employees. And there has been a loss of confidence in private sector pension plans, … while staff are being ushered into the defined-contribution chamber, the board remains cosseted in the defined-benefit suite: 81.5 per cent of directors had DB pensions, 18.5 per cent had DC pensions.

So, says Malcolm, charge your glasses and let’s all join in the chorus:

I am the man, the very fat man,
That waters the workers’ beer,
And what do I care if it makes them ill,
If it takes them terribly queer:
I’ve a car, a yacht, and an aeroplane,
And I waters the workers’ beer.

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The joys of watching a road-crash

Christians versus lions: how did the Tempores Romae report that fixture? Did the mob at the stadium get behind one particular lion, the striker in the team? Was there a Colosseum reporter, come hot-foot from today’s game, dictating a match-report? Did a stable of copying serfs curse their Officium quills at their Dellus stationes operae, each convinced in his heart he would be more creative and productive if the management chucked this junk, and issued him with a Malum ProLiber xvii unciles?

So much for Malcolm’s morning reverie. And what, the gentle reader asks, prompted this imginative flight?

Well, Malcolm, a die-hard old Leftie, is gleeful at the coming Senate election in Florida. Ms Katherine Harris, at enormous personal expense, has just won the Republican primary , and takes on the sitting Democrat Bill Nelson in November.

Cis-Atlantians may struggle to recall this heiress to a fortune in oranges. She emerged onto the World stage as Florida Secretary of State in the 2000 Presidential Election saga. Now, quite why Florida should need what is, in effect, a Foreign Minister is open to question. Our Kate was up to the job, however. She managed to spend $106,000 on ten foreign trips in just 22 months. In 2001 she was budgeting $3.4M for Florida’s foreign affairs.

She, it was, who certified that Bush had carried Florida, a decision overthrown by the Florida Supreme Court, a decision overthrown by the US Supreme Court. And so Florida went to Bush by a majority of one, when the Supreme Court split 5-4 to stop the Florida recount. And the rest is history.

Even before then Kate had form. She had been elected to the Florida State Senate in 1994, backed by a tranche of illegal contributions from Riscorp, a Sarasota insurance firm. She repaid Riscorp‘s backing by blocking other insurers from a share of the workers’ compensation action. Since 2000, she has filled the idle hour by representing Florida’s 13th District in Washington DC. Her honours in two terms have been:

  • spontaneously inventing a terrorist attack in the Mid-West to beef up a speech;
  • accepting campaign donations from MZM Inc, an intelligence operator leeching off the national security budget, and caught slipping $1M to Representative ‘Randy’ Cunningham for services rendered and contracts gained. MZM has subsequently had a Sellafield Experience, to become Athena Innovative Solutions. The divine Hiaasen did a splendid job on this imbroglio back in March, a piece which rewards anybody’s time: Malcolm now begs for a follow-up.
  • maintaining a reputation for conspicuous consumption of cosmetics (and, arguably, enhancements to her ‘sweater girl’ image).

Malcolm deeply regrets that the Bushies has not shown proper gratitude to the poor girl. She was talked out of running for the US Senate in 2004 by Brother Doubleya. In 2005 she set her sights on the other Florida seat in the Senate, and Brother Jeb and Karl Rove sought to dissuade her. The Florida (and national) Republicans scrabbled round to find a more cuddly candidate. All to no avail: in the Primary yesterday our heroine made it, against all the odds: she is now the GOP’s candidate’s candidate for the US Senate.

It’s not looking a good year to be a Republican. Katie is some 43 points behind sitting Democrat Bill Harris. Malcolm is not betting on the Christians for this one.

Why should any straight-thinker (ah! thinking! that’s the difference between us and them!) welcome and enjoy the disaster coming towards Ms Harris? Try wikipedia’s summary of her positions:

Harris is a conservative Republican. She is pro-life and has voted against abortion rights and stem cell research. She has voted in favor of granting legal status to unborn children via the Unborn Victims of Violence Act. She supports free trade, tax cuts, and the Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act, which restricts bankruptcy. Harris is also in favor of welfare reform, school vouchers, the Patriot Act, the Flag Desecration Amendment, the Federal Marriage Act and the 2003 Invasion of Iraq.

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