There is — or was — a viral video. It showed a pooch failing the obedience round at Crufts by pausing for a dump. That’s the very essence of the canine existence: where’er you be, let your crap go free.
You’ll search in vain for that vid now: it’s been withdrawn because the Kennel Club claim copyright.
Think about it
[Those missing Malcolm’s regular effusions are promised an early return to full production.]