Say it isn’t so

OK: you thought you’d be getting one or other:

Well, you hit lucky. Almost.

To think:

  • the magnificent Billie Holiday did it,
  • the impressive Julie London did it,
  • the ear-bustin’ Aretha Franklin (side 2, track 1) did it.

That’s a list in declining order of Malcolmian preference, by the way.

… and we might be reduced to Bon Jovi.

But, no! We’re saved! There’s  the delectable Miss Dinah Washington:

That, alas, was merely a Malcolmian animadversion on the main event:

Andy Coulson to ‘vigorously contest’ Sheridan trial perjury charge

Prime Minister David Cameron’s former director of communications Andy Coulson is to “vigorously contest” a perjury charge over the Tommy Sheridan trial.

Aw, shucks!

Just think of the fun missed if he’d simply said, “It’s a fair cop, guv!”


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