Well, you hit lucky. Almost.
- the magnificent Billie Holiday did it,
- the impressive Julie London did it,
- the ear-bustin’ Aretha Franklin (side 2, track 1) did it.
That’s a list in declining order of Malcolmian preference, by the way.
… and we might be reduced to Bon Jovi.
But, no! We’re saved! There’s the delectable Miss Dinah Washington:
That, alas, was merely a Malcolmian animadversion on the main event:
Prime Minister David Cameron’s former director of communications Andy Coulson is to “vigorously contest” a perjury charge over the Tommy Sheridan trial.
Just think of the fun missed if he’d simply said, “It’s a fair cop, guv!”