The superscription for this evening comes from Under Milk Wood:
P.C. Attila Rees lumps out of bed, dead to the dark and still foghorning, and drags out his helmet from under the bed; but deep in the backyard lock-up of his slee a mean voice murmurs …
A voice (Murmuring):You’ll be sorry for this in the morning,
… and he heave-ho’s back to bed. His helmet swashes in the dark.
Read into that, and what follows, as you wish. If this post is taken down overnight, blame it on P.C. Attila Rees’s morning after.
The “news”-source from which Malcolm extracted this gem deserves to remain unnamed. Oh, to hell with it … every outlet had it, and it came from Victoria’s Secret press office!
If that’s breaking copyright, Malcolm Redfellow’s Home Service is man enough for the hit.
What comes next is Ms Candice Swanepoel’s killer quote (doubtlessly not refined by any ad-agency):
I’ve never worn anything this pricey, and we have to put gloves on when we put it on. It’s kind of a big ordeal. The bra comes with two bodyguards and we have to handle it with a lot of care!
Note carefully: two bodyguards.
What’s next year’s titillating headline?