National crisis!

It is a a measure of how limited are the horizons of Little England.

Tomorrow’s Daily Telegraph has a front-page story — competing with the MH370 disappearance, Osborne’s annuity ploy coming unstitched, Russia ejected from G8  — and headlined:

Perfect storm leads to fence panel shortage.

The on-line version is even more sensational:

traditional lap fencing … is being offered for up to £80 a panel to panic buyers on the black market.

There has even been a spate of thefts of wooden fence panels from people’s gardens.

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