No, Malcolm not that old joke about the popular mushroom, invited to all the parties.
And no laboured comparisons, please, to Mr Strait (left). That’s not why he’s a big hat act.
OK, but what about the fungi taking over the garden of Redfellow Hovel?
There’s this one:
and these:
and this lurking monster:
and these two:
and yet more:
not to forget:
So, it’s back to you, George? —
And I’ll begin to feel the chill of an early fall.
And I’ll be drinking again and thinking whenever he calls,
There’s a storm coming on, it won’t be too long till the snow falls.
Oh I’ll be sobersome,
But when October comes and goes and no time at all
I’ll begin to feel the chill of an early fall.
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